A Truthful Campaign Ad for Bush

A truthful campaign ad for Bush would reveal why he and his Madministration have hindered investigations into the events of 911. It would NOT feature any images whatsoever from 911.

A truthful campaign ad for Bush would feature him in the heart of the American gulag at Guantanamo Bay, where for two and one half years he and his Madministration have run roughshod over the human rights of its detainees.

A truthful campaign ad for Bush would show him seated at the desk in the Oval Office, setting fire to the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States and the Bill of Rights while his supporters look on approvingly and all the rest of us who would far rather have our Freedom and our country back organize in protest.

A truthful campaign ad for Bush would show him stranded on a rapidly melting iceberg which he himself has caused by refusing to sign the Kyoto Protocol and shamelessly contributing to global warming.

A truthful campaign ad for Bush would feature him in the midst of homeless and hungry schoolchildren trying to justify why he has cut billions from their already underfunded programs in order to wage an illegal war in which thousands of innocent civilians and hundreds of American soldiers have died.

A truthful campaign ad for Bush would reveal his cutting Veterans' Benefits.

A truthful campaign ad for Bush would show him deep in the heart of impeachment.

A truthful campaign for Bush would show him and his cohorts on trial for war crimes.

And finally, (for now) a truthful campaign ad for Bush would feature his withdrawing from the race and apologizing for being the worst president in all of American history.

-Harmony Kieding