Man, it sure does suck when you get bad news. Don't you just wish, sometimes, that you could shoot the messenger and the bad news would go away (via Daily Kos)?
WASHINGTON -- The White House has ordered the new CIA director, Porter Goss, to purge the agency of officers believed to have been disloyal to President George W. Bush or of leaking damaging information to the media about the conduct of the Iraq war and the hunt for Osama bin Laden, according to knowledgeable sources.
"The agency is being purged on instructions from the White House," said a former senior CIA official who maintains close ties to both the agency and to the White House. "Goss was given instructions ... to get rid of those soft leakers and liberal Democrats. The CIA is looked on by the White House as a hotbed of liberals and people who have been obstructing the president's agenda."
Guess they can just go hang out with their other pals in the reality-based community. One wonders what the new Presidential Daily Briefings are going to look like? I suggest the following:
CLASSIFIED - EYES ONLY
POTUS DCI Daily Briefing 02/12/2005
IRAQ
Doing spiffy. Mopping up the last of the terrorists and rebels who don't like being occupied hate freedom, should be done any day now. Suggest scheduling 2nd anniversary "Mission Accomplished" celebration.
AFGHANISTAN
Regional warlords have all sent their congratulations to POTUS on successful repeal of Roe vs Wade and wish to know when the public executions will begin in D.C.
PAKISTAN
Osama bin Laden is definitely hiding in a cave, we've got him pinned down to within 300 square miles. Our new friends in the ISI are definitely on the case. Any day now. Honestly.
IRAN
Reports of moderates in Iran are greatly exaggerated. Iran is a Clear and Present Danger to the United States of America and we recommend immediate preemptive action to make sure that the nuclear reactor they recently shut down stays that way. Otherwise we calculate a 98% probability that there will be a mushroom cloud over every American city within 18 months. Our assets indicate that Iranians will welcome American soldiers with open arms, garlands of flowers and free Persian rugs, and that they are prepared to set up a new government within 2 to 3 days after cessation of hostilities.
NORTH KOREA
Recommend ignoring it. The problem will solve itself, we think. Besides, that's so Cold War.
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